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#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: Andrea Bargnani is 1,000,000x Better at Basketball Than Michael Jordan

By Salvatore Pane Knicks (113) at Nets (83) 12/5/2013 1. Andrea BarGODi, the Hashtag Italian Mamba, Kills Everybody I don’t want to be hyperbolic, but let me list my all-time … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

By Salvatore Pane Knicks (110) at Blazers (86) 11/25/2013 1. New Ownership Knick fans around the world were stunned last week to discover that James Dolan, legendary blues singer/songwriter extraordinaire, … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · 1 Comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: SO PLEASE FORGIVE WHAT I HAVE DONE NO YOU CAN’T STAY MAD AT THE SETTING SUN ‘CAUSE WE ALL GET TIRED AND EVENTUALLY THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT SLEEP

By Salvatore Pane Knicks (86) at Pistons (92) 11/19/2013 1. Apologies “I’m so, so sorry Amar’e. I never wanted this to happen to you. I never wanted to see you … Continue reading

November 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: We Seem to be Made to Suffer

By Salvatore Pane Knicks (95) at Hawks (91) 11/13/2013 1. Robin Here’s a stat line from the game. Guess which Knickerbocker posted it: “draft bust” Andrea Bargnani or bonafide superstar … Continue reading

November 18, 2013 · 1 Comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: Life is Meaningless

By Salvatore Pane Bobcats (102) at Knicks (97) 11/5/2013  1. Tyson Chandler is Dead Let the hang-wringing begin! The Knicks’ defensive anchor went down in the fourth game of the … Continue reading

November 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: Our Season of Self-loathing Begins!

By Salvatore Pane Bucks (83) at Knicks (90) 10/30/2013  1. A Microcosm of the Jim Dolan Era The 2013 Knicks home opener was the kind of roller coaster we’ve come … Continue reading

November 4, 2013 · Leave a comment