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Hashtag Knicks Something in Review or Whatever: What’s the Point of Anything?

By Salvatore Pane 1. Why? I’m switching up the format for today’s column because, well, what’s the point of anything? Last night the Knicks put on a clinic for terrible … Continue reading

December 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: Andrea Bargnani is 1,000,000x Better at Basketball Than Michael Jordan

By Salvatore Pane Knicks (113) at Nets (83) 12/5/2013 1. Andrea BarGODi, the Hashtag Italian Mamba, Kills Everybody I don’t want to be hyperbolic, but let me list my all-time … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

By Salvatore Pane Knicks (110) at Blazers (86) 11/25/2013 1. New Ownership Knick fans around the world were stunned last week to discover that James Dolan, legendary blues singer/songwriter extraordinaire, … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · 1 Comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: Life is Meaningless

By Salvatore Pane Bobcats (102) at Knicks (97) 11/5/2013  1. Tyson Chandler is Dead Let the hang-wringing begin! The Knicks’ defensive anchor went down in the fourth game of the … Continue reading

November 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

#KnicksTapeNationWeekInReview: Our Season of Self-loathing Begins!

By Salvatore Pane Bucks (83) at Knicks (90) 10/30/2013  1. A Microcosm of the Jim Dolan Era The 2013 Knicks home opener was the kind of roller coaster we’ve come … Continue reading

November 4, 2013 · Leave a comment