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Partial Recap of A Live Tweet About The Boston Red Sox Winning Game Six of The World Series, Thus Clinching The Title For Third Time in Ten Years and First At Home Since 1918

‏by Patrick Trotti

So my beloved Red Sox won the World Series. I’m too emotional to even begin to analyze it so I give you the closest thing to a coherent response to the night’s festivities. Note, you may have noticed that I didn’t start tweeting about the game until the Red Sox got the lead. This is something that I started doing back in the ALDS against Tampa Bay and it worked so I just kept on going with it. Weird, I know, but whatever. Stay tuned for more about the 2013 season, and the future of the team, in a future post that may or may not be the longest thing I’ve ever written about the Red Sox (Yankee fans, you’ve been warned.)

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@PatrickTrotti 1m 

Okay, couldn’t stay off… We went from ‪#WinToday to ‪#WonTonight ‪#blessed ‪#BostonStrong

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

TWITTER I’M OUT, TOO TIRED TO TYPE ANYMORE. YESSIR, WE THE CHAMPS! ‪#SLEEPINGGOODTONIGHT

 ‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

WE WON! WE WON!

 ‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

JIMMY ROLLINS REMINDING THE FANS TO FLIP CARS LIKE THEY DID IN PHILLY. OH YEAH!

 ‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

OCCUPY BOSTON! ‪#WORLDSERIESCHAMPS ‪#SUCHAGOODHASHTAG

 ‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

TEARS IN MY EYES, THANK YOU GUYS FOR THIS SEASON. SERIOUSLY, I NEEDED THIS. ‪#JoyOfSox

 ‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

FROM WORST TO FIRST. CRAZY STUPID RIDICULOUS…
 

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 1h 

HOLY SHIT, WE WON, LIKE FOR REAL. WE GOT THE TITLE!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

WE WON THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES! POP THE BUBBLY, MAN LOVE IN THE CLUBHOUSE, SINGING AND DANCING IN THE STREETS.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

2 STRIKES

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

JONNY GOMES, NOM NOM NOM ON OUTFIELD FLYBALLS

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

1 MORE OUT!!!!!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

2 MORE OUTS!!!!!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Enough with the commercials! 3 MORE OUTS!!!!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Cardinals pitcher so scared to pitch to Big Papi that they balked before pitching to him.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

ME WANT SOME KOJI!!!! ‪@TeamUehara

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Okay the anticipation of these final three outs have rendered Twitter the perfect medium for expressing fragmented thoughts…yay/wtf/omg!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

ONE MORE INNING TO GO, AND THEY’RE STARTING TO GATHER OUTSIDE OF FENWAY!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

3 OUTS!!!!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

4 OUTS!!!!!!!!!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Victorino jumping like Pedroia for that ball, only after contact. FIVE OUTS!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Brandon Workman has a Count Chocula thing going with that jaw line.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Stephen Drew is now hitting on the interstate.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Deep, collective sigh of relief draped over New England. SIX OUTS TO GO!!!!!!!! ‪#WinToday

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Lackey looks like he’s gonna murder Tazawa if he lets in the inherited runners.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Great performance tonight by Lackey. That’s why we signed him! I told you I liked the signing…says every Boston fan right now (lies.)

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Tip of the cap is as close to a smile or anything positive from Lackey you’re gonna get.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Lackey might punch Farrell in the mouth.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Went from smoking 1 cigarette an inning to 4 per inning. ‪#PlayoffNerves ‪#Pressure

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

”THIS IS MY GUY.” The covered mouth with glove and said some not nice things and Farrell left the field, leaving him in. ‪#BEASTMODE

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

No!!!!! Damn you Beltran, wanted a shutout!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

”one of the quirkinesses…if that’s a word.” Tim McCarver

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Uh-oh, Lackey’s getting pissed!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Can Lackey please start the 8th if only to watch how angry he gets at Farrell when taking the ball…also so the crowd can give him ovation.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

Listening to Fox’s Pearl jam promo music for World Series makes me wonder what it would’ve been like if the Red Sox won in the 90’s.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 2h 

John Lackey straight 2002ing it. ‪#BEASTMODE

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 3h 

That time Big Papi struck out to lower his average under .700 and the crowd went silent, realizing he’s mortal.

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 3h 

I’M WAY TOO EXCITED TO MAKE HASHTAGS…OKAY MAYBE NOT (YET.) ‪#RedSox ‪#SoxNation

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 3h 

NINE OUTS TO GO!!!!!! WHATTHEHELLISGOINGONMYHANDSARESHAKING!

‏‪@PatrickTrotti 4h 

FLYIN’ HAWAIIAN!!!!! 18 OUTS TO GO, I DON’T CARE THAT I’;M COUNTING DOWN OUTS IT’S WHAT I DO. ‪#GetSome‪#WinToday

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